Post by Tony Payne on Nov 8, 2005 8:24:48 GMT
well lads i thought i best tell you about my birthday night. we did a lot of drinking doing shots called train wrecks but let me skip to the interesting part. her name was sarah if i remember rightly. it dont take me long to get into the swing of things. she was 22 with blonde hair and a nice arse. i ended taking her back to her mates house and rooting her for about an hour and a half. you could see the three years she had over me. she was a dirty bitch. her legs were all over the shop. the worse bit was the morning. i woke up not knowing where the hell i was in auckland and not knowing how to get home. i didnt even know the number of the guy i was staying with. so all i could do is ask her for a lift home. home turned out to be the other side of town so it was a bit bad. she didnt look best pleased. the worse bit was that her frineds parents came in and asked who i was. when she realised i was english she made me go upstairs and have meet her dad. it was like ' hi im the lad who has just shagged your daughter best mate in your spair room' it was a picture. in the car home i dont think we even exchanged words. oh well it was fun. hows the football going.
